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Published on 10 November 2022 at 20:15

© 2022 Robert Sickles

My 25-year career as a graphic designer began in ’93 at a small Seattle wholesale printing and advertising company. There was nothing swanky or uptown about the business or its location. The building was formerly a tire dealership in the industrial south end, on a main street near a trucking company and a forklift shop. My office was downstairs in a little room adjacent to the warehouse and print shop. I had no clients besides the very casual staff upstairs, so I assumed it was OK to let my office get cluttered like the rest of the place—I spread out my projects, art supplies, and computer gear.  

I had been working there about a year when my boss buzzed me and said he had a potential new client he’d like to show around, and would I mind if they came down in a couple of minutes to meet the art department?

I panicked, “Art department? That’s only me! Meet and impress a new client in this stuffy little room?” I hurriedly straightened some heaps, hid my bag of corn chips, hung my jacket behind the door and patted down my mussed hair. 

“Jeff, this is Robert, Robert, say hello to Jeff!” I took the hand of a young, slender man, tieless in a white shirt and suit; we both nodded and smiled. I was hoping he wouldn’t notice the ragged carpet, dust bunnies and scary tangle of network cables.

I was told that Jeff had an exciting new internet business plan: they were going to sell new and used books online! I didn't get it. Why would anyone need to buy books online when there were store like Waldenbooks, Borders and Crown all over the place? Beyond introductions, I don’t think there was much conversation—the boss and his visitor moved on to tour the rest of the facility, such as it was.

As requested, I set to work right away on designs for business cards using the logo and information Jeff provided. It was sort of an initial job order to see how we'd do.  Besides commercial printing, we’d been designing a lot of booth displays and brochures for trade shows and expos, plus corporate logo garments and fancy gifts for employees and customers… the spendy sort of stuff the tech guys were eating up to promote their enterprises. If we got the card order done right, it could lead to some big jobs.

This was at the beginning of the “.com bubble,” a manic period for investors, entrepreneurs, and web developers. All were clamoring to get in on any new internet-based business they could think of, regardless of its usefulness or viability. As long as it had ”.com” it was hot! Many of those companies were, as Texans say, “all hat and no cattle” and would be in the scrap-heap before the end of the millennium. I thought Jeff’s business was a dumb idea, but he apparently had backers and money, so we were willing to work for some of it.

The first thing we noticed was that Jeff’s logo looked somewhat like another company’s, a long-time customer of ours. We conveyed to Jeff our concern that logo copyright infringement could be an issue for him and us. Maybe my boss played the copyright card as an excuse, hoping to save one good account vs courting a new guy with a half-baked business idea!

Immediately my card designs were scrapped, and Jeff was steamed. I thought he’d get back to us with a better logo, but he obviously moved to a sharper outfit for his print needs, and that was both the beginning and end of our business relationship.

That newfangled idea of his, by the way, selling books and stuff on the internet, was named amazon.com. Ever heard of Jeff Bezos?

 

Jeff's original logo shown here looked like a capital "A" with a river-like swoosh up the middle. I think the other company’s logo was different enough not to be a real legal problem. I shouldn’t show it, but it was also a triangular A-shape with a cutout center.

 

 


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Ed
4 months ago

Bob…this is an amazing and coincidental story!

I spent my career selling retail packaging, POP displays, and boxes.

In 1999, I stumbled upon a new warehouse in New Castle, Delaware. There was no identification on the outside of the building, but I was greeted warmly by the Operations Manager, who told me it was Amazons first East Coast DC.

I barely knew what Amazon was, but I gained their business for about a year before they went national and I lost to competition.

I only wish I had followed through and invested $1000 in 1999. I chickened out. Today I would be sitting on $1.3 million!

Thanks for another great story!

Dave
4 months ago

Another great story Robert. I believe the company was better off that the big one got away. Curious as to the logo look alike.

Kathy M
4 months ago

Wow...missed opportunity that may have made a big difference in your company's bottom line, until they got too big!

Camille Fastle
4 months ago

The A with a river makes more sense to me. It was just recently that I realized the current logo with the arrow indicates everything from A to Z (I think). Thanks for sharing!

Barbara
4 months ago

What a great "coulda been" story, Robert. Instead Jeff went with the Nike swoosh and a p....s head - more like the p....k he was than and is now. I just read he's giving much of his billions away aka tax breaks.